There is one bit of important information that we need to dispense to you in order to put your mind at ease for once and for all. Rest assured there is no tinkering, tailoring or toy soldiering about the place. There is no beating about the bush either. The truth is out there, and the truth will come out. It always does, doesn’t it? Only now it will be coming about a lot faster than you thought. This is not a case of a cold-shouldered spy double crossing you.
It is not a dangerous game of hide and seek and the utmost discretion will be exercised while lie detector tests are being carried out on your behalf. This is not Orwellian, nor is it science fiction, this really does happen, folks. If you consider yourself a long-term Cambridgeshire resident or business concern, you can now consider yourself quite fortunate if all you want is to get to the heart of the matter.
Soon, power and glory to you when the truth is outed on your behalf. Perhaps they’re just around the corner, but these lie detector Cambridgeshire blokes are now at your service. Do not worry, while they’ve been impeccably trained, they remain a private concern, in more ways than one, one should also add. Rest assured that by the time you decide to take your leap of faith with these blokes, the appointed examiners have all been fully trained and properly screened.
Let’s put it this way, there’s an honest Joe right on your doorstep waiting to be of assistance. Not yet sure how the secret got out, but rumor has it, he’s the most experienced lie detector bloke in the United Kingdom.